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Welcome to this week’s dispatch from the lesbian internet, a mid-week news roundup from Paging Dr. Lesbian, exclusively for paid subscribers. Sorry I’m late today, I’ll make it up to you with even more lesbians next week.

The day after I posted my dispatch from the lesbian internet celebrating the marriage of Kristen Stewart and Dylan Meyer, Dylan posted official, non-paparazzi-sourced photos of the ceremony (see above). I forgive her for not posting them in time to be included in PDL – they look very cute, and I hope the paparazzi photos stop circulating. That’s today’s Kristen Stewart update.

On TV, Spain has what we all want: a lesbianish limited series called Hal & Harper, which features Lili Reinhart and Alyah Chanelle Scott kissing each other. It’s not yet available in the US but it is in Spain, causing sapphic stans online to have a meltdown. In other TV news, people are finally watching ER again following the popularity of The Pitt, and I hope they’ve read my article about how lesbionic it is. Make Movies Gay Again: Margaret Qualley is playing a lesbian detective alongside Aubrey Plaza in a new movie from Ethan Coen and his lesbian wife Tricia Cook (don’t worry about it).