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Welcome to this week’s dispatch from the lesbian internet, a mid-week news roundup from Paging Dr. Lesbian, exclusively for paid subscribers.

Can that freaky little redhead save us? Chappell Roan is finally going to release her song “Subway” tomorrow night. She has been performing the track for months, resulting in dozens of YouTube videos and bootlegged live recordings on Spotify that are taken down minutes after they are uploaded. Chappell’s debut album came out way back in September of 2023, so it seems likely this song will appear on her sophomore effort. She’s also back on the road again for a moment and will be donating $1 per ticket to trans youth charities on her mini tour.