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If you haven’t been following JoJo Siwa’s exploits recently, let me loop you in. JoJo’s most recent ex, Kath Ebbs, claims that JoJo broke up with them after they flew to London to attend the Celebrity Big Brother UK wrap party. As Kath said in their TikTok, "I was dumped at the after-party with Chris in the next room." Who is Chris, you might ask? That’s Chris Hughes, a British TV presenter and JoJo’s fellow contestant on Big Brother. Last week, dating rumors between the two spread after both parties posted cuddly photos on Instagram. While appearing on the chat show Lorraine, JoJo gave an emphatic “no” in response to a question about Chris being her boyfriend. The next day, during her show in London, JoJo changed her tune, confirming their relationship by talking about how happy she is with him and changing the lyrics of “Bette Davis Eyes” to "Chris Hughes Eyes." (I have so many questions about that last part, but I’ll leave it be for now.)